Amber’s Gallivanting Guide to Surviving Amsterdam

Just to be clear, I say 'surviving Amsterdam' coming from the perspective of someone who almost did not survive Amsterdam. *suspenseful music* Nah I'm kidding (ish), ya gal went to Amsterdam, so I thought I'd write a little guide for those thinking of going to Amsterdam, or going and in need of a little advice …

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Why being a sexually active hextrosexual not-ready-for-kids-yet woman sucks asssss (ironically)

Hello dears, So last Friday I had a needle shoved in my arm by some woman... I lost feeling in my arm, nearly passed out... all that good stuff... Of course I am talking about getting the implant, not injecting myself with drugs (although I'm not sure which is worse tbf, apparently heroin makes you …

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